A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

1 Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes 2 A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board 3 An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom 4 Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip 5 A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship 6 A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm 7 Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting 8 The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's 9 A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken 10 Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib 11 A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony 12 Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit 13 Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains 14 A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel 15 A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub 16 Pasadena 17 An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell 18 A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector 19 A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff 20 A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge 21 A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat