Quaaludes and Crackerjack

1 Terrorists and Gingerbread 2 Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb 3 Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar 4 Sawdust and Brisket 5 A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince 6 Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention 7 Kreplach and a Tiny Tush 8 Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip 9 My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip 10 Quaaludes and Crackerjack 11 Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver 12 Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride 13 Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side 14 Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken 15 Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby 16 Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men 17 Caperberries and a Glass Eye 18 Beast Mode and Old People Kissing 19 A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle 20 Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake 21 Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy 22 Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden