Agnostic Santa and the Secular Humanist Christmas

1 CDLXXXVII for My Roman Peeps 2 The Aqua-Boy Who Cried "Squid!" 3 What Happens in Vegas Stays in Your Bloodstream and Eventually Spreads to Your Wife 4 Less Rock, More Talk 5 I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings: He Made a Deal with the D.A. 6 The Vegan Zombie Who Only Ate Brainfurky 7 In the Kingdom of the Blind, I Don't Have to Wear Pants 8 James and the Giant Peach Test the Limits of Unconventional Love 9 That Which Doesn't Kill You Will Regroup and Try Again Tomorrow 10 Tony Danza's Incredibly Inaccurate Book About Feudal Japan 11 You'd Look Good in Burgundy, But Burgundy Would Look Better in You 12 The One Where Andy Goes Full-On Rob Ford 13 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because There Is a Murderer on the Loose 14 The "I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt" Guy Rethinks His Position 15 Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I Made It Out of Thermoplastic High Density Polypropylene 16 All the President's "Meh" 17 The Surprisingly Peaceful Life of Steve Violent 18 'Tis the Season to Use the Word 'Tis 19 The Typo That Saved Christmaf 20 'Twas the Fortnight Minus One Night Before Christmas 21 Santa's Undocumented Helpers 22 If Visions of Sugarplums Last More Than 4 Hours, Please Call Your Physician 23 Gold, Frankincense and Murder 24 Agnostic Santa and the Secular Humanist Christmas 25 2014. The Year, or the Number of Talk Shows? 26 Superman vs. Batman vs. The Local Cape-Launderers Union 27 In France They Call the Show a "Conan with Cheese." 28 Recipe for Disaster, No Wait, Onion Soup 29 Noodlepony, And Other Terrible Band Names 30 Breakfast at Tiffany's, Lunch at T.J. Maxx 31 The iPhone App That Was So Much Fun, Everyone Starved to Death 32 Thursday the Rabbi Ate Bac-Os 33 The Desolation of That One Lonely Nerd Who Constantly Corrects People on the Proper Pronunciation of "Smaug" 34 Did Somebody Order an Entendre with Extra Penis? 35 Apocalypse Now, or Later, Whenever's Good for You 36 The Bun Crumbs on Cumberbatch's Cummerbund 37 "You Hombre, Can I Get Another Grey Goose and Red Bull?" Asked the Insufferable Douchebag 38 That's a Moray: Italian Eels in Love 39 Don Cheadle, Josh Hopkins, Hard Working Americans 40 General Ray Odierno, Bill Burr 41 Zac Efron and Miles Teller, Ellie Kemper, Neko Case with Calexico 42 Ted Danson, Olga Kurylenko, J. Roddy Walston & The Business 43 Nick Offerman, Michelle Monaghan, Daniel Sloss 44 The cast of The Walking Dead, White Denim 45 Martin Scorsese, Vanessa Bayer, Rock Candy Funk Party 46 Aubrey Plaza, Joel Kinnaman, Toni Braxton & Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds 47 Larry King, Cristin Milioti, Jhené Aiko 48 Tom Arnold, Dr. Jennifer Berman, Ron Funches 49 Mel Brooks, Langhorn Slim 50 Ray Romano, Tom Felton, Fortune Feimster 51 Chris O'Donnell, Sage Kotsenburg, Needtobreathe 52 Jonah Hill, Lupita Nyong'o, John Butler Trio 53 Michelle Dockery, D.J. Qualls, Schoolboy Q 54 Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nick Kroll, Ted Alexandro 55 John C. Reilly, Pete Holmes, The Haden Triplets 56 Malin Akerman, Jim Jefferies, James Durbin 57 Betty White, Jason Momoa, American Authors 58 Jeff Goldblum, Angie Harmon, Isaac Witty 59 Kristin Chenoweth, Billy Connolly, Drive-By Truckers 60 Kevin Nealon, Ansel Elgort, Warpaint 61 Ricky Gervais, Gillian Jacobs, Goo Goo Dolls 62 Aaron Paul, Maggie Q, Ian Karmel 63 Jeff Garlin, Andy Daly, Todd Barry 64 Fred Armisen & Carrie Brownstein, Rachael Harris, Lucius 65 Rosario Dawson, Hannibal Buress, Frankie Ballard 66 Adam Sandler, Tig Notaro 67 Seth Rogen, Phillip Phillips 68 Simon Helberg, Eli Young Band 69 Charles Barkley, Lyle Lovett 70 Howie Mandel, Christina Hendricks, Rob Gleeson 71 Anthony Mackie, Kumail Nanjiani, Bad Suns 72 Andy Garcia, Jenna Elfman, Ingrid Michaelson 73 Mindy Kaling, Colin Hanks, MGMT 74 Nathan Fillion, Tatiana Maslany, Dan Soder 75 Marlon Wayans, Nick Thune, Bastille 76 Tracy Morgan, Judy Greer, Broken Bells 77 Chelsea Handler, Hugh Dancy, Cristela Alonzo 78 Kunal Nayyar, Max Brooks, Hurray for the Riff Raff 79 Seth Green, Dave Attell, O.A.R. 80 Martin Short, Jessica Paré, Kelis 81 Julie Bowen, Billy Eichner, Ziggy Marley 82 Christopher Meloni, Dave Franco, Hamilton Leithauser 83 Sharon Osbourne, Paul F. Tompkins, Emily Heller 84 Sharon Stone, Marc Maron, Rodrigo y Gabriela 85 Will Arnett, Melissa Rauch, Ryan Hamilton 86 Lisa Kudrow, George R.R. Martin, Wild Cub 87 Eric Stonestreet, Rick Reilly, The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger 88 Steven Ho, Molly Shannon, Mike Recine 89 Norm Macdonald, Mackenzie Davis, Veruca Salt 90 Ellen Page, Bob Saget, Jennifer Nettles 91 Kellan Lutz, Kate McKinnon, Gary Vider 92 Jane Fonda, Ramon Rodriguez, Twin Shadow 93 Emily Blunt, Brent Morin, Bob Mould 94 Jon Favreau, Rob Riggle, Echosmith 95 Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill, Grouplove 96 Cobie Smulders, Jenny Slate, Ian Edwards 97 Jack White, Amber Stevens 98 Eric McCormack, Michael Lewis, Roy Wood Jr. 99 Ice Cube, Chris D'Elia, Hari Kondabolu 100 David Mizejewski, Max Greenfield, Bernhoft 101 Elijah Wood, Jason Mantzoukas, The Both 102 Kevin Hart, Rhona Mitra, Atmosphere 103 Ice-T, Whitney Cummings, Body Count 104 Meredith Vieira, Dean Norris, Cherub 105 Eric Bana, Andy Serkis, Conway 106 Joel McHale, Freddie Wong & Matt Arnold, Daniel Sloss 107 Jason Biggs, Omar Gonzalez, Ellie Kemper 108 Michael Sheen, Joe Manganiello, Marsha Ambrosius 109 Michael Strahan, Famke Janssen, Mark Normand 110 Jason Segel & Cameron Diaz, Matt Walsh, "Weird Al" Yankovic 111 Carl Reiner, Angela Kinsey, Reggie Watts 112 Gary Oldman, Gabriel Iglesias, The Hold Steady 113 Stephen Moyer, Roger Corman, Boy & Bear 114 Dwayne Johnson, Taye Diggs, Tori Amos 115 The Cast of Orange Is The New Black, Nikki Lane 116 Ethan Hawke, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Jamie Scott 117 Larry King, Lizzy Caplan, Sam Morril 118 Megan Fox, Todd Glass 119 Will Arnett, Anna Camp, Benjamin Booker 120 Damon Wayans Jr., Ali Larter, Lake Street Dive 121 Martin Lawrence, Kumail Nanjiani & Jonah Ray, Ty Segall 122 Aubrey Plaza, Kesha, Cameron Esposito 123 Josh Groban, Nathan Fielder, Jenny Lewis 124 Jessica Alba, Marcus Haney, Tove Lo 125 Pierce Brosnan, Jaime King, Hampton Yount 126 The Scrapisode 127 Allison Janney, Brett Gelman, Brooks Wheelan 128 Justin Theroux, Tony Hale, Shovels & Rope 129 Chris Hardwick, Keizo Shimamoto, David Gray 130 Mel Brooks, Adam Devine, Alt-J 131 Anna Faris, John Hodgman, Wiz Khalifa 132 Seth Green, Leslie Bibb, Sturgill Simpson 133 Kunal Nayyar, Ben Schwartz, Garfunkel & Oates 134 Timothy Olyphant, Nasim Pedrad, Passenger 135 Kevin Nealon, Dr. Jennifer Berman, Nick Griffin 136 Marisa Tomei, Jim Jefferies, Old Crow Medicine Show 137 Hank Azaria, Hannibal Buress, Tegan & Sara 138 Zooey Deschanel, Breckin Meyer, Beck 139 Kirsten Dunst, Ike Barinholtz, Paul Simon 140 Luke Wilson, Dhani Harrison & Friends 141 Bill Hader, Chelsea Peretti, Norah Jones 142 Ben Kingsley, Al Madrigal, Kenny Chesney 143 Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Bill Burr, Chrissie Hynde 144 Nick Offerman, Jerrod Carmichael, Pete Correale 145 Martin Short, Camilla Luddington, Ryan Adams 146 Dax Shepard, Rosemarie DeWitt, Dan St. Germain 147 Jennifer Garner, T.J. Miller, Shakey Graves 148 Chelsea Handler, Nicholas Hoult, Gerard Way 149 Anthony Anderson, Jon Lovitz, The New Pornographers 150 Alan Cumming, Casey Wilson, Pentatonix 151 Dana Carvey, Cristin Milioti, Gary Gulman 152 Kat Dennings, Wyatt Cenac, Tenacious D 153 Neil Patrick Harris, Damian Lillard, Kiesza 154 Blake Griffin, Max Greenfield, Bear Hands 155 Ashton Kutcher, Krysten Ritter, Beck 156 Jon Cryer, Katharine McPhee, Bob Odenkirk 157 Jake Gyllenhaal, Judy Greer, The War on Drugs