Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far

1 Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo 2 Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI 3 I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them 4 The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies 5 "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was 6 The Vague Man Who Said Something 7 The Lorax XXX 8 What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay 9 Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder" 10 Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets! 11 The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls 12 The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss 13 The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes 14 Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass? 15 The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing 16 Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope 17 The Narcoleptic Insomniac 18 Conan's Got a Cold 19 The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel 20 Melf Hunters 3: North Polin' 21 The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit 22 The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing 23 Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying" 24 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go 25 The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole 26 Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote 27 Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong 28 All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off 29 Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish 30 The Chamomile Conundrum 31 Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home! 32 Siri, Where Is My Kidney? 33 The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles 34 Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening 35 The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants 36 Sweet Home Al-Jazeera 37 The Day the Mime Stood Still 38 Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False) 39 Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far 40 The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn 41 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags 42 Yahtzee at the OK Corral 43 The Strange Case of Case Strangerson 44 The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice 45 The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication 46 The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School 47 Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?" 48 The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery 49 "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster 50 The Roomba with a View 51 The All-Girl Sausage Party 52 You Have the Right to Remain Naked 53 The Legend of Legend Cove 54 The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk 55 Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title 56 Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy 57 The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose 58 A Time to Kill Time 59 The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances 60 The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable 61 Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes 62 The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie 63 I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins 64 The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark? 65 The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle 66 The Ginger Went Down to Georgia 67 It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta 68 Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured 69 The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title 70 The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake 71 The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut 72 Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville 73 Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel 74 The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis 75 Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer 76 Django Snowchained 77 Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation 78 Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III 79 Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services 80 Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis 81 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name 82 The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me 83 The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch 84 Press "Pound" for Murder 85 The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige 86 There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is! 87 IMDBCooper 88 "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower 89 The Princess and the P. Diddy 90 Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke 91 The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!! 92 The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard 93 Butt-Dial M for Murder 94 The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas 95 The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers 96 Alien Meets The Fokkers 97 The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad 98 Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing 99 Escape from Podcast Mountain 100 The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6 101 The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. 102 The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest 103 Never Name Your Daughter Dilda 104 The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name! 105 The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy 106 When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer. 107 My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt 108 The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve" 109 The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie 110 There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm 111 Zero on the Richter Scale 112 Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S 113 99% Effort, 1% Milk. 114 Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters 115 "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek 116 Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy 117 Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes 118 One If by Land, Two If by Jetski 119 Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge 120 My Big Fat Greek Landlord 121 Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening 122 Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.) 123 Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning 124 The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference 125 Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better. 126 Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D 127 The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One 128 Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas 129 The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched 130 The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube" 131 DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN 132 The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter 133 A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change 134 The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead 135 Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading 136 Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango 137 The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In 138 Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills 139 The Fast and the Bi-Curious 140 Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White 141 Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent 142 The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album 143 Word Is a Four-Letter Word 144 The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of 145 Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home 146 Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3 147 A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode 148 Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper 149 The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined 150 Throwing Shade Since 1993 151 Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme. 152 Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men 153 The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype 154 The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain" 155 Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime 156 Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed 157 Two Decades, Two Laughs 158 A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences 159 That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years